50 shades of grey features a 21 year old virgin female protagonist who has never masturbated.
Told you it was a fantasy novel :P
June 2012
The reason I hate 50 shades of grey so much isn’t because I hate the ‘weekenders’ of smut who are going to play bondage when it’s cool. I mean fair dos to them, do whatever they want! Go have fun!
I hate it because they take the biggest part of bondage (trust) and basically throw it in the dustbin because the girl doesn’t have to care about trust and shit because the dominant guy isn’t caring about her safewords. But wait, he’s rich so trust doesn’t matter because she’s doing all this shit for material wealth.
What the fuck sort of message is this? Bondage is fucking lovely and cute and romantic if done right! 50 Shades of Grey is pretty much fucking slavery with the girl raped into doing shit without consent but that’s fine because he’ll buy her a watch or something.
Fucking hell people >_<
HEY! HEY! HEY!
YES YOU!
YOU WHO FOR THE PAST LIKE THOUSANDS OF YEARS HATED THE SHIT I POSTED ON TUMBLR BECAUSE IT WAS TOO SMUTTY FOR YOU.
IT’S ALL CHANGED NOW YOU’VE READ 50 SHADES OF GREY AND SMUT IS COOL NOW.
LET THE PEOPLE WHO WERE POSTING SMUT BEFOREHAND CONTINUE TO POST SMUT AND ALL THE PEOPLE BEFOREHAND WHO WERE NASTY AND JUDGEMENTAL BE NASTY AND JUDGEMENTAL.
OK? GOOD!
GUESS WHOS NOT SOBER IN THE SLIGHTEST?
you have like two guesses
Ugh, it’s wet and windy which means jogging sam isn’t going to happen :/
So I guess I’ll HAVE to stay on tumblr all night. What a shame >_>
I suppose the plus side about this obsession with 50 Shades of Grey is that I’ll have less to explain to the police about the goings on in my cellar.