parents: get off the computer
me: excuse me, i'm a professional blogger have more respect
More classy photos have emerged
Dita von Teese looks weird without clothes :/ she’s a billion times sexier WITH clothes on!
I hate everything about babies on facebook
I hate (in order of appearance) “I’M PREGNANT GUYS!”: That’s alright, but you’ve probably already broke up with the guy/never had a regular guy/only realised that they were pregnant when it’s too late to terminate the baby. For the five percent on facebook who say this who are in a long term relationship I don’t actually mind but most of them are smart...
If you don’t know how to get pregnant you probably...
Lets try this
Write your name: Samuel Benson Write your name using your elbows: sdaamifvuel bwd34nn,njwdakobm Write your name by smashing your fists on the keyboard with your eyes closed: Cutters are disgusting and I don’t know why there’s so many fat ugly sluts on tumblr!
If you don't reblog this then you will be eaten by...
seems legit :O
Anonymous asked: You constantly reblog porn, rape and domestic abuse YET complain about being single all the time? Ever thought they were connected you sick fuck?
Time to be productive!
I think I’m gonna shut off my internet for the next 48 hours and start writing for the band again. I’ve been awfully unproductive lately and well this gives me an opportunity to start writing again :D So don’t worry tumblr, I’m not dead! (unless I get struck down by lead poisoning or something >_>)
Did you know?
That if you say “beer can” it sounds as though you’re saying “bacon” in a Jamaican accent?
I could lose weight and be skinny but that would...
Sometimes I wish I was a cute girl so that people...
fabuloustory: I think somebody should marry me on facebook. I don’t know why, they just should.
twigthewonderkidd: davekatwhisperer: do you guys have that one follower that you really don’t want to lose so you start getting self concious about stuff you post and then if you lose a follower you check to make sure its not them and when its not you have like the biggest wave of relief im ashamed to say i actually do! Same, even though I do bring a lot of the unfollows on myself with so...
fabuloustory: brownsquiremanireni: Fuck absolutely everything, I just want to fuck cute girls and have cute cats and listen to the Stone Roses forever and not think about anything else. I will join you in this pursuit. Same, we should form a cute girl hunting club >:D
Might stick some photos on tumblr later
But I get the feeling I might put some people off their dinners >_> So tumblr, I ask the question: would you like to see awkward photos of a chunky guy in a corset and skirt?