December 2011
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Midnight kiss anyone? I'll repay you with...
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If you ask me, people who harm children should be...
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Original estimate for the cost of the London Olympics: £2.4bn Current running total for the cost of the London Olympics: £9.6bn Because why spend money on developing areas, youth employment and school playing fields when you can host self-indulgent parties like these?
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Pokemon related puns are onyxceptable!
Dec 30th
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d-efunctorum asked: LEAVE SAM ALONE
Dec 30th
Anonymous asked: I SUPPOSE YOU THINK YOU'RE FUCKING FUNNY THEN YOU SMUG CUNT!!!
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Anonymous asked: Could you be any more of a dickhead?
Dec 30th
If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6...
No chance of stopping an upper cut.
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Feel free to ask me stuff, even though you're more...
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cumbuck333t: who wants to kiss me at midnight tomorrow? no one? okay :c
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I wanna be around to pick up the pieces When somebody breaks your heart
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I once dreamed I was hugging Alice Glass, it was...
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mon-ami-amour asked: ❁
Dec 29th
Send me the sign and I will do it.
æ: Post a picture of yourself.
✌: Share a childhood memory.
♡: Make a confession.
❁: Share one of your insecurities.
✓: Share something about yourself others might think is weird.
☹: Share a turn off.
☀: Share a turn on.
♬: Share a song that takes you to a certain memory in the past.
♧: Share the story of something that makes you smile.
☆: Share one thing you think about before you go to bed at night.
☮: Share a relationship story.
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d-efunctorum asked: you've got dandruff in your beard :/
Dec 29th
d-efunctorum asked: i hate you and your blog ok???
Dec 29th
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I'm so disappointed by male sex toys.
Girls can get iPod compatible vibrators that means they can fuck their music collection Guys can get an electronic sock :/
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send me a ( . ) ( . ) and i'll smash or pass →
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I'm doomed to be a lonely cat lady :/
Apart from the fact that I’m not a lady (at least I don’t think I’m one :/)
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Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth...
Because it’s a little meteor!
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Me: Why am I still single?
Brain: You're weird as shit, lol.
Body: And you're fat lmao.
Face: Plus you're pretty ugly too lmfao.
Food: Don't worry babe, I'm here for you.
Dec 29th
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Did I tell you that I had a fetish for touching...
I’m feeling Cannelloni right now :(
Dec 29th
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-25) →
Miles Davis (131) Brian Wilson (55) Pixies (37) Radiohead (31) Pulled Apart By Horses (20) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Dec 29th
The world would be fucking perfect if it didn't...
Dec 28th
I just wish I had like a reason to stay exactly...
But as I don’t, I guess I’m gonna have to change :/
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