I’m not like the other girls. I am spaghetti.
strifeandslash: safe sex is for losers (takes off knee pads and helmet)
jinjey asked: （°Д°）(>^ ▽^) >
callmekitto: internetfeet: People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here” And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone” THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.
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shikajika: ive finally found the symbol that fits my gender
leftoverfeelingsofyou replied to your post: my hobbies include cats and ????????? DITA VON TEESE okok her too but only cats and bondage and dita von teese that’s completely it
soup-dragons replied to your post: my hobbies include cats and ????????? BONDAGE YOU GUESSED WELL
my hobbies include cats and ?????????
think i might delete this blog in the near future so if you wanna keep in touch i guess i could link you to my other blog but like it’s more bondagy and nsfw >_>
iwilleatyourenglish: iwilleatyourenglish: once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the...
poopflow: doing everything for your friends and putting them first and they still end up abandoning you (✿◠‿◠)
just a friendly reminder that you don’t have to justify your taste in music, movies, or books to anyone and if certain people make you feel bad or ashamed over stuff you like you should probably just tell them to fuck off ◕ ◡ ◕
grimelords: Making out with a girl for the first time is the coolest thing and the second coolest thing is driving home and getting aware of all the parts of your face where she was and tasting her lip balm on your lips. The third coolest thing is outer space.
i say “omg” too much omg omg look i did it again omg
jimbertimber: coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
shoot them and then send them back to their own countries in bags!!! yeah! fuck birds! fuck their feathered little faces!!!
mia-redworth: I always swallow so I don’t really understand where girls spit like do you just walk out of the room or spit it on them like what do you guys do
alrights: stop what you’re doing and make out with me
It’s called the Xbox One so you turn one degree and then walk away
mandatoryupgrades: Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written: I want that to be the final line of my biography.
i like how george takai has become the be all and end all for social activism to the point where he could say something way out of line and incredibly offensive and people would be like “ahaha it’s a joke guys!” you know, like the sort of shit that he regularly calls out for being offensive regardless of context